Muscle Relaxer Gifts

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"First break since 1996!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"What's wrong?"

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

I am ready for my wine.

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"I am ready for my wine."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

His entire life was about balance.

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

Legalization of marijuana

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."