Muscle Relaxer Mugs

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

American Idle.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"What's wrong?"

"First break since 1996!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

I am ready for my wine.

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

"I am ready for my wine."

His entire life was about balance.

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."

Legalization of marijuana