Retail Relaxer Gifts

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I am ready for my wine.

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

His entire life was about balance.

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

"I am ready for my wine."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"