Style Relaxer Gifts

"When he worked in the office, he enjoyed casual Friday."

"Ahhh... close enough."

American Idle.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

9-5, 5-9

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Lazy dog.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

Mr. Clean Enough

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

This is carrying casual Friday too far.

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

His entire life was about balance.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

Legalization of marijuana

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"Relax, I'm a professional. I went to school for this."