Furniture Relaxer Gifts

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"First break since 2008."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Yoga at home

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"This one he can do"