Couch Relaxer Gifts

"First break since 2008."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Unconditional Loveseat

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

Easy chair exercise machines

"The emotional support goes both ways."

A couple with a new baby

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Rest distracted by moles.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Sitting Out the Lambada

Trucker's tan.

'The Degeneration Game'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"This one he can do"