Couch Relaxer T-Shirts

"First break since 2008."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Unconditional Loveseat

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Easy chair exercise machines

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

A couple with a new baby

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Rest distracted by moles.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Sitting Out the Lambada

Trucker's tan.

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'The Degeneration Game'

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"This one he can do"