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'The Degeneration Game'

'You're ahead of your time-it says here we're gonna be a nation of fatties by 2020!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."

'Read me! Read me!'

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

Unconditional Loveseat

TV Eyes.

Big Brother: The Home Game

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'

'Don't just stand there-use the remote and switch over!'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

'Actually, I only got into therapy so I could get on the couch.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

The beige bird of low-grade depression.

"He used to want to take over the world."

"Simple pleasures..."

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Sunbathing in the park

"First break since 2008."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.