Couch Lounging Pillows

'The Degeneration Game'

'You're ahead of your time-it says here we're gonna be a nation of fatties by 2020!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."

"He's discovered 'Friends' repeats and likes the one with Bruce Forsyth chin and sticky-out ears."

'Read me! Read me!'

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

Unconditional Loveseat

TV Eyes.

Big Brother: The Home Game

'I'm working on a reality based version of Dungeons and Dragons. I'll call it Cats and Basements.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'

'Don't just stand there-use the remote and switch over!'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

'Actually, I only got into therapy so I could get on the couch.'

"There's food in the freezer, I'm off with mum to Spain for a fortnight."

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

The beige bird of low-grade depression.

"He used to want to take over the world."

"Simple pleasures..."

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."