Lounging Pillows

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Have you met my protege?'

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'How can you just lie there all day?'

'No Timmy, we're different from the animals. We have a purpose in life.'

Inactive wear

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."

'I don't know if there's a word for it, but it's the opposite of multitasking.'

Man laying in chair watching the television sideways

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"No, that's not a recliner, it's a decliner...Stan declines to get out of it!"

"You need fresh air and exercise."

Lazy Susan

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

The following blank screen is brought to you by the Booksellers of America.

My comfort zone

"Helen!! I'm sick of watching our pathetic Olympic athletes! Would you hand me the remote control I left on the TV!"

Easy chair exercise machines

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'I know it's a boring show... but the remote is broken.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life... then again so is tomorrow.

'Vacations'

"Ambitions... to be a couch potato"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

"The great thing about napping is you don't need much in an initial outlay to get started."

"I'm having a pajama day."

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