Lounging Pillows

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Have you met my protege?'

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'How can you just lie there all day?'

'No Timmy, we're different from the animals. We have a purpose in life.'

Inactive wear

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."

'I don't know if there's a word for it, but it's the opposite of multitasking.'

Man laying in chair watching the television sideways

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Today is the first day of the rest of your life... then again so is tomorrow.

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

'Vacations'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

My comfort zone

"You need fresh air and exercise."

The following blank screen is brought to you by the Booksellers of America.

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

"Helen!! I'm sick of watching our pathetic Olympic athletes! Would you hand me the remote control I left on the TV!"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

Lazy Susan

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Easy chair exercise machines

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

'I know it's a boring show... but the remote is broken.'

"No, that's not a recliner, it's a decliner...Stan declines to get out of it!"

"Ambitions... to be a couch potato"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Oh, my bad! You're not dead, you just stopped living your life."

The tanning channel.