Relaxed Lounger Pillows

"You need fresh air and exercise."

Lumber Yard. He just hands around here all day and then he tells people he had a "seat on the board."

Rest distracted by moles.

Electronic cigarette smoker.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Sick person curled up at home

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"How?"

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Mexican Dog

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Champagne and Oysters

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'