Living Room Lounging Pillows

"It's not a night scope view of anything, I think our picture tube just blew."

"You claim you walk 20 feet, 10 times a day. I'm guessing that's the distance from your TV to the refrigerator."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Unconditional Loveseat

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

"You are still here."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

How the goat got square eyes.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"In da house"

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."