Living Room Lounger Pillows

Daniel in the Lion's Den

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"This is the living room with my husband - who is a fixture and fitting - no no, just joking. Though, on the other hand. . ."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Sunbathing in the park

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"How?"

The new fall content.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Champagne and Oysters

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Rest distracted by moles.