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"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

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"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Reserve Ants

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'The Degeneration Game'

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

"He used to want to take over the world."