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"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Reserve Ants

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'The Degeneration Game'

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"He used to want to take over the world."

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'