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'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Take us to your feeder."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Well played, sir.'

Reserve Ants

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Hockney by the Pool

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

'I think we're on different career paths.'

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

Not quite Beverly Hills.

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