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'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

Cat and Mouse

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

'I don't care if it is the 4th of July. You're not declaring your independence from your chores!'

Building a house.

"Just get out there and cut the bloody grass Brian!"

"I'll have a cup of tea if you're putting the kettle on."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"I slept late because I didn't want the early bird to catch me!"

"I don't really need to go out, but as his best friend and life coach, he needs the exercise."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Man's best friends."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'...and talk about lazy!'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Mexican Dog

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'