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'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I think his sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."

"Man's best friends."

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."