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"I've just plumped that cushion!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"First break since 2008."

The Snooze Bar.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Unconditional Loveseat

Happy Retirement

"I want to work from home!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Noooooooooooo!"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

The Common Sutra.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Are we sun-drenched or sun-dried?"

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."