Couch Session Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I can't enjoy the stuff I steal because I set fire to it all.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Couch and Potato

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

The Common Sutra.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

Staycation Photos

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

E-Z Livin'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'

Eventual Motion Machine

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'