Couch Session Enthusiast Pillows

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Goal!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couch and Potato

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

Staycation Photos

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Eventual Motion Machine

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Bummer Time Streaming

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.