Relaxing On Couches T-Shirts

A smoker

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"First break since 2008."

Unconditional Loveseat

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Easy chair exercise machines

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'The Degeneration Game'

Catching the Sun

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

'Obese brother'.

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"He used to want to take over the world."

'Don't just stand there-use the remote and switch over!'

"I just want to be comfortable, no matter how temporary."