Relaxing On Couches Gifts

A smoker

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"First break since 2008."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

The Common Sutra.

Easy chair exercise machines

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'The Degeneration Game'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

Catching the Sun

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'Obese brother'.

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

"He used to want to take over the world."

'Don't just stand there-use the remote and switch over!'