Relaxing On The Couch Gifts

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

My dad likes watching documentaries.

"Yes, the remote has grown into dad's hand, but that isn't the problem, doctor. We need to change the remote's batteries."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Lady of the bath...

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Homo Gamus

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Sunbathers.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Love is when you watch television together.

Get crazy once in a while

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.