Sitting On The Couch Gifts

"How about a hibernation. . . ?"

'Now that's Real TV!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Are you in denial about how much trashy TV and junk food you consume?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

The Common Sutra.

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

A couple with a new baby

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

Get a Life

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Sod orf, midges...

Sitting Out the Lambada

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'The Degeneration Game'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"This love seat stinks!"