Sitting On The Couch Gifts

"How about a hibernation. . . ?"

'Now that's Real TV!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Are you in denial about how much trashy TV and junk food you consume?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Unconditional Loveseat

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

A couple with a new baby

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

Get a Life

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Sitting Out the Lambada

Sod orf, midges...

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'The Degeneration Game'

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"This love seat stinks!"