Couch Cozy Gifts

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"There's the remote!"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"Comfy?"

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'The Degeneration Game'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

"This love seat stinks!"

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes