Couch Comforter Gifts

Snooker player using his cue as a remote control.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Prisoner of television

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I brought cocoa."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

James decided to stay in that night.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

The new fall content.

A couple with a new baby

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"Comfy?"

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

Sitting Out the Lambada

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'