Couch Cuddler Gifts

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I want a cat."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Just when I think I've got 'em trained they break out the chocolates!"

Oh, sure, blame the dog

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

A couple with a new baby

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

'Cow in love'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

Cling-On Dog

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Dog lover

"I hate it when we fight."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

A Tit for Tat.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Bed Seasons