Couch Cuddler Prints

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I want a cat."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Just when I think I've got 'em trained they break out the chocolates!"

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

A couple with a new baby

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'Cow in love'

Canine Companion

Cling-On Dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I hate it when we fight."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A Tit for Tat.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'