Comfy Cozy Gifts

"Have you seen my onesie?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Keeping warm.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Carpet Cows

"Love me?"

The new fall content.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Sleeping masks

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

How Sheep Sleep

Dog in the Bed.

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Show Mom You Love Her!

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."