Couch Sitting Gifts

'I suppose he gets lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Unconditional Loveseat

Binge Watch

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

A couple with a new baby

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

"Comfy?"

Sitting Out the Lambada