Couch Sitting T-Shirts

'I suppose he gets lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Binge Watch

Unconditional Loveseat

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

A couple with a new baby

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"Comfy?"

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Sitting Out the Lambada

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."