Couch Relaxation Expert Gifts

Easy chair exercise machines

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

"First break since 2008."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Unconditional Loveseat

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Coffee

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Streaming"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'