Couch Relaxation Expert Mugs

Easy chair exercise machines

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"First break since 2008."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Coffee

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'