Sofa Relaxation Expert Mugs

Putting Down Roots.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

Coffee

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'