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'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Binge Watch

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Unconditional Loveseat

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Common Sutra.

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'The Degeneration Game'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"This love seat stinks!"

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

"He used to want to take over the world."

"Obsessive complacent disorder"