Spending Time On The Couch Pillows

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Unconditional Loveseat

Binge Watch

'Now that's Real TV!'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'The Degeneration Game'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"This love seat stinks!"

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'

"He used to want to take over the world."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"Obsessive complacent disorder"