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The Who's Not Who Guide.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"First break since 2008."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Easy chair exercise machines

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Yoga at home

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"All this pirating has taken its toll on you. I'd suggest you take at least two weeks aarrr and aarrr!!"

'Re-boot?'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

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