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Dog says to cat: 'The war of attrition is over, you tell me, yet you still seem to be hogging the sofa.'

Racing fan's armchair transformed into Grand Prix car

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Hot Pie Therapy

"First break since 2008."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

My comfort zone

Easy chair exercise machines

The new fall content.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Chillaxing!

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'We added on to the couch.'

"You're closer. You get it."

Yoga at home

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'