Sofa Relaxation Gifts

Dog says to cat: 'The war of attrition is over, you tell me, yet you still seem to be hogging the sofa.'

Racing fan's armchair transformed into Grand Prix car

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"First break since 2008."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Easy chair exercise machines

My comfort zone

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

The new fall content.

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

"You're closer. You get it."

Chillaxing!

'We added on to the couch.'

Yoga at home

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"