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'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

The new fall content.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

Sick person curled up at home

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'Now that I have your attention...'

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Floating

'Well played, sir.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Rest distracted by moles.

"Sleeping in?"

Exercise doesn't increase longevity --- It's well known that things with fewer moving parts last longer!