Sunset Lounger Gifts

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sunbathing in the park

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Summer Reading Group"

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"How?"

The new fall content.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."