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"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Summer Reading Group"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

The new fall content.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sick person curled up at home

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"How?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'