Sunshine Lounger Gifts

"I must say, Fletcher, you're taking this very well."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Summer Reading Group"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'How's the water, dear?'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"