Sand Lounger Gifts

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'Glorious day'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Summer Reading Group"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"How?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

The new fall content.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"