Sunday Lounger Gifts

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathing in the park

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Summer Reading Group"

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"How?"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

Mexican Dog

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Counting Booze bruises

Custer's last tan.

'My dietitian told me to do something about my weight.....'