Sun Lounger Gifts

"Summer Reading Group"

Beach Sellers: Surfboards, Umbrellas and Trolleys.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'How's the water, dear?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"How?"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Take us to your feeder."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"