Sun Lounger Gifts

"Summer Reading Group"

Beach Sellers: Surfboards, Umbrellas and Trolleys.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'How's the water, dear?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"How?"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Delivery."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Take us to your feeder."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'