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"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'Glorious day'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Summer Reading Group"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"How?"

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

The new fall content.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."