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Gardening: New Year's Resolution.

"Last year I took her to the Galapagos Islands, but she still found her way back."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathers.

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Summer Reading Group"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Beach flirting

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

A gap between the solar panels

Happy Brithday

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Mexican Dog

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"