Shade Lounger Gifts

Garden sprinkler spraying neighbour's garden. Parasol doubling as umbrella

'How's the water, dear?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Summer Reading Group"

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"How?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Custer's last tan.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'Well played, sir.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."