Umbrella Lounger Gifts

'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'How's the water, dear?'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Sick person curled up at home

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"How?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."